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The Texanist : fine advice on living in Texas /

"The Texanist, Texas Monthly's perennially popular back-page column, has become the magazine's most-read feature. With an inimitable style and an unassailable wholesomeness, columnist David Courtney has counseled many a well-intentioned Texan, native or wannabe, on how to properly con...

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Detalles Bibliográficos
Clasificación:Libro Electrónico
Autor principal: Courtney, David (Editor) (Autor)
Otros Autores: Unruh, Jack (Ilustrador)
Formato: Documento de Gobierno Electrónico eBook
Idioma:Inglés
Publicado: Austin : University of Texas Press, 2017.
Edición:First edition.
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Acceso en línea:Texto completo
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  • What is the proper answer when asked, "where are you from?"
  • I have a co-worker who dips copenhagen and spits into a styrofoam cup in the office. Is this appropriate?
  • If, when you visit a friend's house, he has parked on his front yard, may you also park there?
  • Is it really okay to make love in a campground?
  • Can one have too many Texas-themed tattoos?
  • What are the guidelines for male friends helping each other apply sunscreen?
  • Is it okay to buy my daughter a homecoming mum and say it's from a secret admirer?
  • How old need a boy be to receive the gift of a first gun?
  • What can I do to keep varmints from destroying my beautiful landscaping?
  • Do I have to go with my family to take a bluebonnet photo this year?
  • What's the best cure for jellyfish stings?
  • Propane or charcoal?
  • Will hiring a lawn service to do my yard work make me soft?
  • Is it wrong to wear your football team's jersey to church?
  • Is it real Tex-Mex if it's served with a side of black beans?
  • How do I break into the business of ranching?
  • When out at a dance hall, do I need to stick with the one that brung me?
  • What do I tell my young son when he asks me to identify a roadside crop I don't recognize?
  • Can I have school spirit for a college I didn't attend?
  • How many gulf oysters does it take for a person to see results from the aphrodisiac qualities that they are said to possess?
  • May I pick the bluebonnets?
  • What are the rules of the road when it comes to driving behind a tractor?
  • If I hit a deer with my car, is it legal to collect it and eat it?
  • Is there such thing as gravel-road etiquette, and if so, how best can I teach it to the neighbors?
  • How do I get out of a wedding scheduled for Super Bowl sunday?
  • Is disciplining my niece over spilt dublin Dr Pepper okay?
  • Are "truck nuts" appropriate?
  • Do country dancers ever go clockwise?
  • Can I shoot a rattlesnake in my suburban backyard?
  • May I keep a loose dog even if I have a pretty good idea where he came from?
  • Is there a point at which i should stop condoning my daughter's tomboy side?
  • What are the rules regarding the setup of a new tailgating spot?
  • Is it legal to be buried on my own property?
  • Should I unleash my dogs on the possum that visits my back porch?
  • If two ranches are separated by a length of old barbed-wire fencing and that fence needs repair, who is responsible come fence-mending time?
  • Have rural Texans always been closed-minded about clothes?
  • Why is driving allowed on beaches in Texas?
  • Can you recommend a cure for cedar fever?
  • Does anyone ever have an actual "roll" in the hay?
  • Is there really "no such thing as bad barbecue"?
  • Are the banks of a river free to use for camping?
  • How is it possible that the word "Texan" is not accepted for play in the game words with friends?
  • When did we start referring to a chicken's "second joint" as its thigh?
  • Tell us about your little sidekick?
  • Instead of handing my pocketknife over to airport security, I used a service that promised to mail it back to me. I haven't seen it since. Is it gone forever?
  • Can you recommend other Texas beaches that compare with the old South Padre island?
  • What should I do if I encounter a tornado while driving?
  • How should a Texan handle himself in the presence of a small stinging insect?
  • I let my daughter use my husband's chili pot to tie-dye some t-shirts, and he's really upset. How do I make it right?
  • Is not liking Willie Nelson's music a relationship deal-breaker?
  • My husband and I are texans living in Florida, but recently he told someone that we were from Florida. Will you please explain to him why this cannot continue?
  • What do I tell my friend who insists on giving Tennessee credit for the "birth of Texas"?
  • I've been thinking about getting a license to carry a gun, but my wife insists this is a bad idea. I seek your counsel
  • My wife-to-be loves animals and wants a miniature Vietnamese potbellied pig as a wedding gift. is this insane?