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Never try to teach a pig to sing : still more urban folklore from the paperwork empire /
| Clasificación: | Libro Electrónico |
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| Formato: | Electrónico eBook |
| Idioma: | Inglés |
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Detroit :
Wayne State University Press,
©1991.
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| Colección: | Humor in life and letters.
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| Acceso en línea: | Texto completo |
Tabla de Contenidos:
- Cover
- Contents
- Preface
- Introduction
- Abbreviations
- A Word to the Wise
- 1. Medical Terminology for the Layman
- 2. The Electrocardial Guide
- 3. Employee Evaluation Form
- 4. Terms Used in Writing Fitness Reports
- 5. A Glossary of Nautical Terms
- 6. Useful Arabic Phrases
- 7. Official Polish (Italian) Sex Quiz
- 8. Definition of Diplomacy
- 9. Hell!
- 10. Patience
- 11. God, Grant Me Patience
- 12. The New Priest
- 13. The Play
- 14. The Pissed-Off Cowboy
- 15. What Not to Name Your Dog
- 16. Lost Dog
- 17. Stress18. Twenty-six Ways to Relieve Stress
- 19. Stress Diet
- 20. Recipe for Stuffed Camel
- 21. Elephant Stew
- 22. Best Ever Rum Cake
- 23. Fishin' Line
- 24. In Honour of National Condom Week
- 25. This ... Really Bothers You
- 26. T-Shirt Quotes
- Signs of the Times
- 27. Never Try to Teach a Pig to Sing
- 28. It's Difficult to Soar with Eagles
- 29. The Rat Race Is Over
- 30. Don't Drink Water
- 31. Be Like a Duck
- 32. A Moving Experience
- 33. The Only Difference
- 34. Tell Me Again
- 35. Of Course I Want It Today
- 36. Poor Planning37. Proper Planning
- 38. Plan Ahead
- 39. All Skill Is in Vain
- 40. No Amount of Planning
- 41. Christmas Has Been Cancelled
- 42. The Floggings Will Continue
- 43. When You Throw a Little Dirt
- 44. Old Age and Treachery
- 45. Use Your Head
- 46. I Work Better Under Pressure!!
- 47. Your Rush Job
- 48. As Soon as the Rush Is Over
- 49. We Welcome Your Problems
- 50. We Welcome Advice
- 51. This Office Is Open
- 52. Employees' Cooperation
- 53. Suppose We Refund Your Money
- 54. Please Don't Ask for Information
- 55. Answers Price List56. Labor Rates
- 57. lust When I Knew All the Answers
- 58. When I'm Right
- 59. If We Can't Fix It
- 60. Security is Like Virginity
- 61. Be Sure to Work Eight Hours
- 62. A Day Off
- 63. I'm Tired
- 64. This Life Is a Test
- 65. No Physical Fitness Program
- 66. Quitting Time
- 67. In Case of Fire
- 68. This Property Protected
- 69. Be Tolerant
- 70. People Who Think They Know Everything
- 71. Nobody Is Perfect
- When Things Go Wrong
- 72. Don't Quit
- 73. Oh No!
- 74. Lonesome?
- 75. What Went Wrong
- 76. God, I Love This Place77. I'm 51 Percent Sweetheart
- 78. Before Work/After Work
- 79. When I Woke Up This Morning
- 80. So You Think You Got Troubles
- 81. Doing the Job Alone
- 82. The Revised Revision Revised
- 83. Dear Mr. Jefferson
- 84. Four Score and Seven Years Ago
- 85. All He Rites is Buzniss
- 86. What the Admiral Wanted
- 87. The Way You Ordered It
- 88. The Plan
- 89. Problem Solving Flowsheet
- 90. Warning!
- 91. To Err Is Human
- 92. I Want My Data Back
- 93. Hit Any Key to Continue
- 94. You'll Never Get It In