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  • In which the murder takes place
  • In which you catch a glimpse of my green card and sample immigrant crêpes
  • In which I try to examine Nina's diary but speak with the strangers instead
  • In which we observe emigres on the beach and learn everything we need to know about potential murder suspects
  • In which we revisit Nina's childhood and play hide-and-seek in the summer gardens
  • In which the detective gets unexpected mail
  • In which we finally learn about the men in Nina's life and meet "the Eurasian genius"
  • In which we attend the Eurasian tea party and lose all respect for Attila the Hun
  • Which might make you blush
  • In which we learn about the "other woman" and read the Manifesto of the Kinipeople
  • In which we all go to a Hungarian party and learn about Soviet missile launchers
  • In which I finally see Ninotchka and wonder about the consequences
  • In which I spend some time in the Bibliotheque Nationale and stumble upon a conspiracy theory ciphered in the script of Ninotchka
  • A digression on common fears and on the importance of dusting, preferably with a wet rag
  • In which the best part happens behind the scenes, so the anxious reader can just skip this chapter altogether
  • Hardly a chapter at all, a couple of loose pages from my computer diary
  • Which tells you how to cure a common cold with roasted salt and potato steam and how to remove stains on your red Pioneer tie
  • In which the detective misbehaves in the movie theater while watching a film with Gerard Depardieu
  • In which we finally meet Nina's last lover Lionel, learn of his desire to become a great American writer and read his sketch about Russian roulette
  • Which tells you what to do when you run into your lover's wife in the supermarket
  • In which we learn how Ninotchka was conceived and what made Greta Garbo laugh
  • In which a mysterious character from the third row packs his bags and makes a confession
  • Up in the air
  • In which we travel to Russia and watch a musical dedicated to the Soviet Constitution
  • In which my beautiful grandmother takes her last stroll in Paris
  • In which I invite you to come home with me but Tram No. 30 runs very slowly
  • In which I bury my grandmother
  • Which offers you seven elephants of happiness
  • In which we dispel our sad thoughts and learn what Ninel Markovna really did in Paris
  • In which you meet my English professor and drink the cheap wine of our youth
  • In which we taste a fruit drink and cabbage pirogi at my Alma mater and learn what happened to Boris Krestovsky in Russia
  • In which we stop making Eurasian jokes and explore the double life of Yuri Poltavsky-Rizhsky
  • In which you follow me to Moscow and have a pickle treat
  • In which we eavesdrop on Comrade Kaganovich
  • In which we watch The lilac sunset and listen to Kachalsky's songs
  • In which I meet Cossacks and have a romantic escapade at the Pizza hut
  • In which the murderer makes a scene
  • In which we get homesick in Gorky Park
  • In which we leave Russia and bid farewell to Rabonovich and Anka the machine gunner
  • Which tells you that there is no place like home
  • Greta Garbo's last smile.